Land of Swamps and Spiders

Teacher: So in actuality, Shell Shock experienced by those who fought in WW1 was a form of...?
Dumbass: PMS?
Teacher: I believe it's PTSD... Good try though.

Little cousin born in 2002: How can anything from the nineties be fun?
Me: Want to play my Nintendo DS?
Little cousin born in 2002: Sure.
 *gives gameboy color*
 *plays Pokémon on two hour car ride nonstop*

dodupi:

my dashboard is a snail so reblog if you post

homestuck

homestuck

stupid hilarious shit you know what i mean

adventure time

homestuck

maybe sherlock and doctor who

also homestuck

and i’ll probably follow you!!

for fucks sake hussie why would you do this to us???

unemployed-ingreenland:

I feel kind of like a bad person for drawing this

artliz808:

had to decide between Rise of the Guardians or Wreck it Ralph to watch on black friday. THIS EYE CANDY GOT TO ME I REGRET NOTHING

Both of those movies are trash compared to Life of Pi

I just now notice you replied to my anon post. Pftttttt. And its been like a month. Oh God you know me so well. Welpthats why you're my best Frans right? Kbai.

scarlettjohanssonsbooty-deactiv

You know me too I guess, but you still have yet to learn I never do anything consistently. Checking texts? Notta chance. Reading tumblr messages? Please.

happy birthday cascade

fuck. its been a whole year. i kid you not, it feels like this came out 3 months ago. WHERE DID YOU HIDE THE YEAR OF MY LIFE YOU STOLE HUSSIE??? WHERE THE HELL IS IT!?! also i wore my dave hoodie all day before realizing it was 10/25. awesome coincidence

You is a hoe. You mad?

Anonymous

I see through your disguise anonymous. Or should I say, M.