May 2013
1 post
Teacher: So in actuality, Shell Shock experienced by those who fought in WW1 was a form of...?
Dumbass: PMS?
Teacher: I believe it's PTSD... Good try though.
April 2013
1 post
Little cousin born in 2002: How can anything from the nineties be fun?
Me: Want to play my Nintendo DS?
Little cousin born in 2002: Sure.
*gives gameboy color*
*plays Pokémon on two hour car ride nonstop*
February 2013
1 post
dodupi:
my dashboard is a snail so reblog if you post
homestuck
homestuck
stupid hilarious shit you know what i mean
adventure time
homestuck
maybe sherlock and doctor who
also homestuck
and i’ll probably follow you!!
January 2013
1 post
November 2012
3 posts
scarlettjohanssonsbooty-deactiv asked: I just now notice you replied to my anon post. Pftttttt. And its been like a month. Oh God you know me so well. Welpthats why you're my best Frans right? Kbai.
October 2012
1 post
happy birthday cascade
fuck. its been a whole year. i kid you not, it feels like this came out 3 months ago. WHERE DID YOU HIDE THE YEAR OF MY LIFE YOU STOLE HUSSIE??? WHERE THE HELL IS IT!?! also i wore my dave hoodie all day before realizing it was 10/25. awesome coincidence
August 2012
1 post
Anonymous asked: You is a hoe. You mad?
July 2012
10 posts
I am currently in two heated debates on reddit... →
Here’s one regarding a magical, multicolor maze.
I am currently in two heated debates on reddit... →
This is one regarding myself.
The most awesome thing
I am on a road trip from Indiana to Texas, and at some random gas station, in the bathroom, there was a sharpie drawing of John Egbert. Which got me thinking, what if I wrote:
HOMESTUCK
canineaegis.tumblr.com
That way, if a homestucker actually told me they SAW my ad? It would be THE MOST AWESOME THING. Next station I hit, I’m bringing a sharpie in with me…
An Important PSA From canineAegis
Okay, I don’t exactly know why people are spamming my account, but irregardless: Back the f**k off. It’s one thing if its a bot leaving anonymous spam in accounts’ ask boxes, but I’m starting to get the feeling that the spam is from one of my followers posting anonymously. The reason I say this is because the spam has been coming in by the metric f**kload. The ones that I...
Smithsonian
I met two other Homestuckers at the Museum of Natural History. Sadly the highest caliber interaction we were able to manage was:
“Look at that kids Dave shirt!”
*waves hello*
*waves back*
Anonymous asked: what does canineaegis mean? also do you make $ with your blog using peepspayerDOTcom?
Anonymous asked: what does canineaegis mean? also do you make $ with your blog using peepspayerDOTcom?
Anonymous asked: canineaegis; you have been invited to PeepsPayer(.)com by one of your followers - where it's easy to make $ with your blog.
Anonymous asked: SHIT. did someone post your pics on tumblrafterhours(.)com ?? go there and look up canineaegis
June 2012
3 posts
Anonymous asked: don't tell anyone about tumblrtasks(.)com but i made $400 this week on it lol
May 2012
8 posts
Friend: Haha, how did Andrew get up there?
Me: Drew lifted him; he's been up there for about a minute now.
Friend: Want to know what it reminds me of?
Me: Ahlly yoop for the slahm dunk?
Friend: What?!? No! Air Jordans!
Me: Oh yeah...
Friend: You seriously have to stop reading that shit so much.
Watch:’)
My Powerbrick is a Stove
The charger for my laptop got really hot, so I spit on it. Within fifteen seconds it was gone. I think this is a fire hazard…
Anonymous asked: Are you going to "The Beatles: The Lost Concert" movie premier in a few weeks?
It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia
Haha I can’t stop watching this show! It’s so funny!
April 2012
193 posts
Me: Eh stupid Andrew Hussie ruining everything, ass hole.
Mom: Hey be nice, this Andrew Hussie could be going through a hard time.
Me:
Mom: Everyone deserves a second chance, invite him over
Mom: Maybe he just needs a friend.
Me:
Mom:
Me:
daveofjohn:
DO YOU SEE THIS
THIS IS ANCESTOR DAVE
THE MOST BADASS FUCKIN GUY A STRIDER WHO JUST TOOK DOWN TWO CRAZY ASS CLOWN FUCKERS
THIS IS ANCESTOR DAVE
LITERALLY OLLYING THE FUCK OUTTIE
AFTER SLICING TO PEOPLE IN HALF
DAVE
STRIDER
EVERYBODY
Scalemates are serious buisness!
I’m working on sewing a scalemate and it is HARD! Its polka-dot and I will name him Sir Spottington. :D
dave-st-rider asked: you could always read... sweet bro and hella jeff, get a good laugh or two. Then when your done go read some shitty homestuck fanfiction or something IDK.
Anyone Know a Good Webcomic?
ratchetman2000:
canineaegis:
I’m really bored. My brother is gone all day at prom, my dad’s working, my mom’s cleaning, I’ve got a bow but no arrows, a ds but no games I haven’t already finished playing… I need something new!
YEAH! GO TO ME AND MY FRIEND’S BLOG- mentalpowercomics.tumblr.com
I THINK YOU’LL LIKE IT.
:/ I thought there wasn’t anything up yet though…
Anyone Know a Good Webcomic?
I’m really bored. My brother is gone all day at prom, my dad’s working, my mom’s cleaning, I’ve got a bow but no arrows, a ds but no games I haven’t already finished playing… I need something new!
HUSSIIEEEE
Man, he didn’t say he wasn’t updating…maybe he was too busy getting higher than Her Imperious Condescension. Well, at least now I have an excuse to look into other webcomics. Been reading Get a Roomie, Spinnerette, and Sister Claire.
Dogs
I don’t think I’ll ever be able to go to the humane society website without crying like a babby:
I think the saddest thing is that everyone tends to get their dogs from breeders. Bred dogs know a good life, these guys probably don’t know what it’s like to be loved. All of my dogs were adopted from humane societies, and they were A LOT more affectionate than any bred dog...
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If you lose me as a follower, don't panic.
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Sorry everyone.
The prize has been claimed! Good luck on my 100 follower give away though. ;)
