Friend: Haha, how did Andrew get up there?
Me: Drew lifted him; he's been up there for about a minute now.
Friend: Want to know what it reminds me of?
Me: Ahlly yoop for the slahm dunk?
Friend: What?!? No! Air Jordans!
Me: Oh yeah...
Friend: You seriously have to stop reading that shit so much.
My Powerbrick is a Stove
The charger for my laptop got really hot, so I spit on it. Within fifteen seconds it was gone. I think this is a fire hazard…
Anonymous asked: Are you going to "The Beatles: The Lost Concert" movie premier in a few weeks?
It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia
Haha I can’t stop watching this show! It’s so funny!